This picture by Thomas Hawk on Flikr is perfect to tell you some Ghoulish jokes ! ~~~~~ BOOOOOOOO ! HAA HAA HAA
- Who does a ghoul fall in love with?...His ghoul friend.
- Who are some of the werewolves cousins?...The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
- Why wasn't the vampire working?...He was on his coffin break.
- How do ghosts fly from one place to another?...By scareplane.
- What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?... Put your boos and shocks on.
- Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before Halloween?...To get a BOOster shot.
- When do ghosts usually appear?...Just before someone screams.
- How do mummies hide?...They wear masking tape.
- What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?...She flies off the handle.
- Why do witches think they're funny...Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.
