Happy Halloween & 10 Ghoulish Jokes to CRACK U UP !

Happy Halloween
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This picture by Thomas Hawk on Flikr is perfect to tell you some Ghoulish jokes ! ~~~~~ BOOOOOOOO ! HAA HAA HAA

  1. Who does a ghoul fall in love with?...His ghoul friend.
  2. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?...The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
  3. Why wasn't the vampire working?...He was on his coffin break.
  4. How do ghosts fly from one place to another?...By scareplane.
  5. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?... Put your boos and shocks on.
  6. Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before Halloween?...To get a BOOster shot.
  7. When do ghosts usually appear?...Just before someone screams.
  8. How do mummies hide?...They wear masking tape.
  9. What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?...She flies off the handle.
  10. Why do witches think they're funny...Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.